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By DIA, Section News
Posted on Thu May 08, 2008 at 04:53:30 AM EST

This one is getting in the George W Bush area of quotable statements that make no sense.
"Am I considering a run for Congress? No. I sleep faster than they work there," the mayor told the Rotary Club today at Wolferts Roost Country Club
I'm not sure what it means. I think he is trying to brag about how hard he works. While attending a country club. And I think he is trying to do this by saying he sleeps a lot? He has been hanging out with Bruno too much. I think we should all work on a plan to give Jerry more time to rest.

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Give the guy some No-Doze (none / 0) (#1)
by Tom Paine on Thu May 08, 2008 at 08:02:56 AM EST
So this is perfect.

He's a fast sleeper eh? Asleep at the wheel while the city drives over the cliff? Let's stage a protest at which everybody donates a bottle of No-Doze to the mayor so he can wake the f*ck up and ask for help getting us out of the mess he's created....

Lest we not forget... (none / 0) (#2)
by hawkny on Thu May 08, 2008 at 05:20:58 PM EST
"A pat on the back is only six inches away from a kick in the ass"

Hey, being mayor is exhausting work... (none / 0) (#3)
by Jim Travers on Fri May 09, 2008 at 03:46:39 PM EST
what do you want from a guy who thinks with his feet? Hmm, is that supposed to be "on" his feet?

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