Um ... what?: 21st CD


By albany layman, Section Diaries
Posted on Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 05:18:14 PM EST

I probably shouldn't do this, but I really can't help myself.  The TU Capitol Confidential blog posted an announcement of another candidate for the 21st Congressional District.  It's, um, a treat:

I'm relatively sure the reason my college girl friend didn't have any daughters or a career despite her being her High School's Valedictorian and graduating summa cum laude from Cornell University is because, years ago, she left the decision to tell her parents about her relationship with a married man half her age up to me, a man her parents would have had arrested, up to me. I failed her miserably.

I wish I could tell you she was his only victim or that their meeting was a chance event, but I cannot. I was young, naïve, couldn't imagine someone putting himself/herself in a position of power just to seduce an underage teen. She was a perfect victim, once seduced, her and her parents position in the community making it nearly impossible for anyone to step forward and have this man, this monster investigated. With her in the shadows all these years, I owe this lady and this country an incredible debt. This campaign is dedicated to her.

Please leave your translations of that excerpt into English in the comments.  It's beyond me.

This is good, too:

Unlike most of my opponents I'm a citizen!

That would be news to the other candidates, I'm sure.  Either that, or Mr. Wesler has one hell of a scoop to report.

Mr. Wesler does not seem to have announced which party he is with, which might make it a bit tricky to get the nomination.  But, best of luck, sir.

I am thinking of donating to his campaign.  Donating a dictionary and a writing guide, that is.

Foregive us, faced with the possibility of there being cybersquating from one of the other candidates we've been quick to post our web site. Some of our pages are copies of other texts that before to long will be editted.

Editting is a waste of time, I say.

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Um ... what?: 21st CD | 15 comments (15 topical, 0 hidden)
Welser for Congress (none / 0) (#1)
by alfrednewman on Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 06:26:28 PM EST
Layman:

Before you start laughing at Mr Welser look at his background a little closer.  He is a hard working individual who didn't go to law school, wasn't a lobbyist and doesn't know how to dish out the polished bullshit that is fed to us on a daily basis by these smiling jackals who are getting us into wars and stealing our hard earned taxes and wrecking our economy.

He is running his own real estate brokerage business and before that ran his family's dairy farm in a small town called Evens Mills, a small little town in Jefferson County. This gives him a far better insight into what it actually takes to be a productive member of our economy then some kiss ass who worked for Hillary who never had to figure out how to comply with a government regulation while trying to make ends meet.  It makes his far better qualified that Plug Power Idiot Boy who "ran his business" with public subsidizes and still managed to lose millions running a company that still cant make a buck.  

My mother says that the Welser's are "lovely hard working people" and had his sister in girl scouts.  When you earn someone's respect in a small town like Evens Mills- where everyone literally knows each other it says more than any endorsement ran in the Times Union based on political allegiances.  

Maybe its time we elect a plain spoken honest man for a change instead of some polished snot who hasnt done a honesty days labor in his life.  A Mr Smith type.
"What? Me worry? " "whatmeworry.alfred@gmail.com"

Al (none / 0) (#2)
by albany layman on Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 07:28:58 PM EST
My comments are not at all about Wesler as a person, or his family.  His campaign web site, however, is an embarrassment.  And if that's the kind of public face he is going to put forward, I'm a gonna make fun of it.

Mr Smith goes to Washington.... (none / 0) (#3)
by alfrednewman on Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 09:33:06 PM EST
Layman:

Ok, it is kind of goofy.  No question. But he is one of those "salt of the earth" types and I, for one, would prefer someone who isn't as polished as the rest of the bad choices we are being presented with. Political hacks, polished suck asses and a public tit sucking idiot who is trying to pass himself off as a businessman.  Screw them. They won't  be represent our interests no matter what silver tonged promises and flowery prepared speeches they shower on us.

Layman, I have no clue what your background is and it really doesn't matter.  But I, for one, find it refreshing that someone who has done backbreaking work, who had struggled with a family farm for a quarter century in an area that is best described as an economic disaster area, and who has the balls to strike out in another business wants to represent us in Congress.  Goofy website aside, I bet that he is someone who won't be sucked into the cesspool of Washington politics.

He had a very hard upbringing.  His family's farm wasn't one of these mega farms run as a hobby by a millionaire. His family struggled and had a lot of what is politely described as "challenges."  If this guy made it to and through college and managed to raise his own family where his own daughters are successful then he has accomplished a hell of a lot more than the over whelming majority of people these days.

The story he presents on his web site is difficult to understand in an Albany context.  We mock the thought that immoral actions have consequences.  That bad behavior cause repercussions for the victim.  We accept that people fuck over others and then walk away smiling.  We are jaded.

In the town that he was raised and lived most of his life  his story would be understood for what it is. A story of remorse for failure and the foundation and promise for better action. Sure goofy.  Just as his use of "citizen" is lost in the cynical context of Albany politics.    Its more that just a statement of "I was born here." The idea of "citizen" that he was raised with means accepting moral and honest responsibility and doing what is "right." Right for his neighbors. Not what is  profitable for himself.

And yes, it's a damn small world. I spent part of my childhood in the same small town that he spent most of his life in. I was taught by the same teachers.   My father was on the same board that he later served on.  

Maybe its time to elect someone simple and honest for a change.  That reminds me I wonder if the little Libertarian is running again across the river.  I still bet he would be a hoot to go bar hopping with
"What? Me worry? " "whatmeworry.alfred@gmail.com"
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Lie detector test to see if they slept with anyone (none / 0) (#4)
by Corruptany on Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 10:05:22 PM EST
In light of all the talk about sex and politics, I think it would be interesting to have candidates take a lie detector test and asked if they slept with anyone to get ahead. At least that way we can weed out the opportunist scum who make me want to vomit. The whores and drug addicts who run Albany. The live in ectasy while the rest of us like in agony.

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goofy vs. ignorance (none / 0) (#7)
by E Corning on Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 08:07:11 AM EST
It is one thing to be goofy, idealistic and naive.  I can tolerate this from elected officials, especially if they have a history of a lifelong commitment to a set of values that I admire.

Darryl Aubertine runs a family farm in the Watertown area nad has converted that into a very good political endeavor that closely relates to his roots and life experience.  He also knows basic grammar and punctuation.

This guy may be the nicest guy in the world and may come from all the right places.  If he wants to be taken seriously, he should learn grammar, spelling and punctuation.  

Heck, he doesn't even have to learn them, all come as free aides on all word processing software these days.

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The Guy Is Naive (none / 0) (#5)
by Dan Van Riper on Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 07:16:14 AM EST

Hey alfrednewman - Sure, the guy is salt of the earth, but how well can he do the job?

If he can't even put up a decent announcement of his candidacy on his own website, what does this say about his ability to communicate in a job that is all about communication?  More importantly, what does this say about his ability to stand up to the DC sharks who eat guys like him for a snack?

This is why the only two serious candidates so far are Phil Steck and Tracey Brooks.  All the other announced candidates haven't the slightest idea how to do the job.  If you can't do the job properly then you can't represent my interests properly. That should be requirement number one.

Dan (none / 0) (#6)
by alfrednewman on Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 07:53:59 AM EST
Not sure if I agree with you on this. When you have been around the block a few times then you get caught up in the game and you loose your  perspective.

Sure he can do the job. Thats why there is staff.  Do you really think that Gillibrand doesnt rely heavily on her Washington Staff?

Its time to elect someone who will do what is right for our country and for our district.   Is it this guy? Is it Steck?  Who knows at this point.

And do I point out that experience doesnt always mean desireability?  Rodger Ploof has more property management experience then 4/5th of the landlords in Albany. Would you want him to manage that block on Deleware?
"What? Me worry? " "whatmeworry.alfred@gmail.com"

roflmao... (none / 0) (#8)
by hawkny on Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 03:47:04 PM EST
Go Lester....go!

This. Is. Un. Believeable! (none / 0) (#9)
by Soundpolitic on Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 06:52:39 PM EST
There is no combination of latin characters that would appropriately spell out the onomatopeia for the harmonic sound created by my various orfices when my eyes came into contact with this man's snark of a web page.

There is no way this campaign, on its face, can be taken seriously.  The only thing it's good for is a laugh.  However, I will admit that while this is the only thing the Wesler campaign does well, it has done so better than any other comedic entity has done in the past.  I have never laughed so hard in my life, and I don't expect to ever again.

I oppose this candidacy on principle:  the principle that I just can't have a Representative who doesn't have enough attention to detail to present himself in such a manner; the principle that since the majority of the people of the 21st District are able to write a complete sentence, they should be represented by any other man, woman, or chimpanzee who can as well.

And yet, as hilarious as this is, the more I look at it, I am filled with a great sadness: that some voters will look at this and cry out that it's exactly what they've been waiting for.  Arguments against representative democracy just a got a little bit stronger thanks to Art Wesler.

So let's please, PLEASE, just forget this whole thing happened.  Because this is just unbelievable.

I need a REALLY strong cup of coffee...

Soundpolitic: (none / 0) (#10)
by alfrednewman on Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 08:40:17 PM EST
Hopefully Wesler will bring in someone who will polish up his message a bit.  He definitely needs this. No question.  

Representative Democracy works when people who are capable of understanding the concerns of the average people stand for election.  Is it unreasonable to believe that someone who has had to struggle keeping a family farm going while putting his daughters through college would have a better clue on the economic effects of government regulations than some lawyer who works in government, another candidate who worked for a rotten lying politician,  or some one who can only run a business with government subsidizes?

Which of the announced candidates has run their own business and knows what it actually means to have to comply with all the rules and regulations that are so easily passed? Which of the announced candidates understands what it means to have to pay the taxes and fees which our "Representatives" are so fold of passing?  Which of the candidates understands the mechanics of the real estate mess that is engulfing our country? Which candidate knows how hard it is to run a business where when the cash is gone there is no more?

Its easy to say that someone who doesn't present themselves with the spit and polish we are used to is unqualified for office. But what has the Spit and Polish types gotten us? Unwise and short sighted fiscal policies that have devalued our dollar.  The continuation of a war that has cost us trillions and social engineering which over the past several decades has destroyed our once proud nation.  

What Welser needs is to hire someone to translate his thoughts and beliefs into something that the cynical population can understand. What he also needs is to do is outline, in plain language, exactly what he stands for and his vision.  I bet that if he is smart enough to do this then he will give the rest of the field a run for their money. Or should I say their supporters money.

Coffee?
"What? Me worry? " "whatmeworry.alfred@gmail.com"

Namwenderfla: (none / 0) (#11)
by Soundpolitic on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 07:38:42 AM EST
I must be on Neptune.  Am I actually having this debate?  There's no music playing...why else would my ears be ringing?

Alfred, I'll say it flat out:  it's crystal clear that Mr. Wesler, while undoubtedly a nice, down home fella from the county, is completely unqualified for Congress.  And a lot of the statements you make in rebuttal to me are wrong as well.

It is not in any way unreasonable to believe a that the head of a family has greater knowledge than a lawyer or a bureaucrat from an appropriate agency on the economic effects of regulation.  You are mistaking personal experience with professional expertise.  There are plenty of politicians and bureaucrats, elected and appointed, who are working hard to reduce that strain on American families.  But experiencing the strain first hand does not in and of itself qualifiy one to run for Congress; a little bit of experience in local government and an ability to express oneself with the eloquence required of a representative is good enough for me.

Which of the candidates have run a busi....have you been paying attention?  That's Gary Mittelman's claim to fame!  Not that I support him, but how can you condemn him for being unable to run a business without government subsidies and in the next paragraph claim he doesn't know how to comply with government regulations?  You should realize that the energy industry is one of the most heavily regulated industries in the nation.  

As an aside, you, like Mr. Wesler, don't seem to understand completely how some things work either: Congressmen aren't responsible for a lot of the fees that are always hiked.  Those are usually administrative agencies that raise the fees.  The only link between the agency and the legislature is the enabling legislation that the legislature passed that created the agency, defining its purpose and duties.  In fact, when agencies make rules and regulations, the process for doing so often requires public notice and comment, and thus can be a far more open process than a legislature's passage of a law.

But, getting back to my main point...spit and polish?  The Wesler campaign needs a hell of a lot more than just a shoeshine.  I've read the whole thing, man, and my prognosis is that the man needs to take a class on the mechanics of the English language, more than a few civics courses, and should perhaps consider attending a few sessions with a doctor of psychology.

And what of your point that the other candidates haven't done a day's worth of "honest hard work?"  I've been trying to be civil, but get off your high horse, man.  If you're rights are ever trampled upon by a greedy corporation, a paranoid neighbor, or an overzealous police officer, you'll quickly find yourself having a lot of appreciation for a hardworking civil rights attornery like Phil Steck.  Alfred, we are a nation of laws and rights; like it or not, and regardless of their reputation for being the target of really good jokes, you need lawyers for that.

In the end, though, it's your decision.  If this Alfred Wesler actually gets himself on the ballot, it's your vote to waste.  I doubt he will get on the ballot; after an e-mail conversation with him on whether or not he's actually running (I like to ask candidates questions myself) it appears he has very little knowledge of the election law requirements in the first place, and this campaign will be remembered as it rightfully should:

A JOKE.

Sound (none / 0) (#12)
by alfrednewman on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:53:39 AM EST
Sound:

While in the middle of typing an alternate response my attorney called to discuss some governmental application he is working on for a project I am getting ready to start. He asked a bunch of seemingly unrelated questions and when I told him to simply drop the paperwork off so I could read through it he implied that I shouldn't attempt to fill it out and said "when you see this you are going to say 'you are fucking kidding me."  A quarter hour billable call where my attorney tells me that I am not going to be able to figure out what I am supposed to do and when I see it I am going to respond with "you are fucking kidding me."

So now I have to spend my afternoon generating paperwork.  

I am well aware of how the government works. We elect sweet talking jackals. They sign short sighted legislation into place setting up and empowering unaccountable bureaucracies that, through fiat, impose regulations and fees upon all of us.

As a result the cost of doing business in the United States has risen so much that our own  passports cant be produced in the United States and are now going to be made partially in Taiwan and we have to hire an attorney to fill out fucking paperwork.

I don't understand how things work? To quote my attorney " are you fucking kidding me?"  I understand perfectly well how the whole rotten deal works. I am just really tired of it.

Are you one of those people who think that only lawyers are qualified to represent us?

Had I had less paperwork to fill out and more time I would ask you exactly what qualifications an attorney that specializes in a very small niche has to represent my interests.

But I don't. Not today.
"What? Me worry? " "whatmeworry.alfred@gmail.com"

I'm sorry, Alfred (none / 0) (#13)
by Soundpolitic on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:59:27 PM EST
I wish you had posted your alternate response.  The great thing about these blogs is the dialogue they encourage.  As it stands, there's really nothing I can say about your attorney problems (except that you should maybe consider retaining more polite counsel).  The only thing I can directly respond to is your charge that I think only lawyers are qualified to represent us.

To which my answer is a resounding no.  There are plenty of representatives who are not lawyers.  My representative in the county legislature is a farmer.  But he's educated himself to understand how the law works, how to read the law, and the process by which the laws are amended through legislation.  I really don't think it's too much to ask that a candidate has a thorough understanding and knowledge of laws if the job they are applying for involves making them.

Also, while your very brief overview of how government works may be applicable to a few bum lawmakers and bureaucrats, I would say your synopsis is more cynical than it is comprehensive.  Every square inch of our government is accountable, so long as an engaged citizenry takes the time to account for its actions.  The legislatures post their session calendars online; the agencies post their rulemaking proposals with public notice for the comment period.

The problem is that all too often people end up choosing cynicism and blame over hope and action.  If we are to be a government of the people, then the people have to take some of responsibility, do they not?

Once again, I wish you had posted your initial response.  But you did get a chance to ask me what qualifies an attorney who "specializes in a very small nicehe" to represent you.  Well, that attorney knows all the laws, because in order to call him or herself an attorney they had to pass a grueling bar exam.  That, and specializing in civil rights and labor laws is rather applicable to you as a citizen in a civil society who lives by the fruits of their labor.  So in that case, someone like Phil Steck is extremely qualified to represent you.  And he won't make a complete fool of himself (like Artie Wesler has) in the process.

I certainly hope you are able to get all that paperwork done and give the Steck campaign another look.  And I hope to high heaven that you'll give any campaign another look and compare it with the laughable ineptitude of the Wesler web wannabe campaign.  Because buffoonery is no cure for cynicism.

Soundpolitic (none / 0) (#14)
by alfrednewman on Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 01:39:47 PM EST
Part One: On lawyers.

Every square inch of our government is accountable?

Ah, yes, the word game.  Accountable.

Sure theoretically every square inch of our government is accountable.  But just not to the citizens which it is supposed to serve. It is accountable to a bureaucratic construct that exists within the theoretical world defined by words and sub paragraphs.  A world constructed by lawyers enamored by the belief that laws guide and that people can be  made or forced to adhere.

Reality is far different from the theoretical perfect and orderly world. This is one of the reasons why I would prefer someone other than an attorney be elected to represent me.

An Attorney is trained to create order through the use of words and phrases. CPLR classifies everything. Everything is in its place. Nice and neat. There is one law that attorneys do not understand, however, it is the Law of Unintended Consequences.  

Reality is far messier and attorneys generally do not have the training or the temperament to realize that their constructs of words will not hold up when confronted by a people who are used to being sovereign their own right. A people who will run their lives as they see fit. A people who let their own morals and their own common sense be their guide.

The Congress, which is dominated by attorneys, has tried to legislate morality on a national level. The programs have failed miserably.  They have tried to institute social engineering. Those programs have failed miserably. They have tried to expand federal control over the economy. Those programs have failed.  

Why should we elect someone who will continue the mindset that passing a law will fix a problem?  Steck has the same training and probably mind set that has already made a terrible mess out of everything.

And an attorney who specializes in civil rights does not have a firm grasp on the full body of the law. No offense to Mr. Steck but he wont be doing any real estate closings for me in the near future and I certainly wouldn't recommend him to handle any criminal defense, no matter how polite he is.

My council isn't required to be polite. He is required to be competent.  
"What? Me worry? " "whatmeworry.alfred@gmail.com"

Sound Part two (none / 0) (#15)
by alfrednewman on Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 04:32:04 PM EST
Part Two: On Qualifications   

Sound Politic:  you said it "flat out: it's crystal clear that Mr. Wesler, while undoubtedly a nice, down home fella from the county, is completely unqualified for Congress."

Completely unqualified for Congress? Really?  Did New York State pass some rule or provision that would disqualify him?  According to the qualifications outlined in the United States Constitution a candidate for the House of Representatives must be 25 years of age, a citizen of the United States for at least 7 years and a resident of the state that send him to Congress.  Which provision does Mr Wesler violate?

Clearly he is qualified for Congress.
"What? Me worry? " "whatmeworry.alfred@gmail.com"

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