"It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones." Machiavelli
Um ... what?: 21st CDBy albany layman, Section Diaries
I probably shouldn't do this, but I really can't help myself. The TU Capitol Confidential blog posted an announcement of another candidate for the 21st Congressional District. It's, um, a treat:
I'm relatively sure the reason my college girl friend didn't have any daughters or a career despite her being her High School's Valedictorian and graduating summa cum laude from Cornell University is because, years ago, she left the decision to tell her parents about her relationship with a married man half her age up to me, a man her parents would have had arrested, up to me. I failed her miserably. Please leave your translations of that excerpt into English in the comments. It's beyond me. This is good, too:
Unlike most of my opponents I'm a citizen! That would be news to the other candidates, I'm sure. Either that, or Mr. Wesler has one hell of a scoop to report. Mr. Wesler does not seem to have announced which party he is with, which might make it a bit tricky to get the nomination. But, best of luck, sir. I am thinking of donating to his campaign. Donating a dictionary and a writing guide, that is.
Foregive us, faced with the possibility of there being cybersquating from one of the other candidates we've been quick to post our web site. Some of our pages are copies of other texts that before to long will be editted. Editting is a waste of time, I say.
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