"It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones." Machiavelli
Headline ContestBy DIA, Section News
So the embarassment that was Alberto "Fredo" Gonzales has finally ended. So, a resignation of a disgraced Republican official has occured. Let's think of some possible headlines. Legit headlines.
"Attorney General Resigns Amid Investigations" "Somewhere Eight Former US Attorneys are Smiling" (ok, not really legit, but accurate) "Gonzales is Gone" "Gonazles Finally Agrees to Stop Torturing...Us with his lies" Please continue this exercise in the comments. I'm betting you wouldn't have been able to come up with this TU headline. 1 less target for Bush criticsYes, yes. The AG resigns and the headline is about those awful "bush critics". Funny stuff. If you like torture, that is. PS. I'm not really big on grammar and the like but I was under the impression that you were supposed to spell out digits when they were of the single variety. Gonzales Resigns to Spend more time with family - Family Not Happy
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