Headline Contest


By DIA, Section News
Posted on Tue Aug 28, 2007 at 05:57:41 AM EST

So the embarassment that was Alberto "Fredo" Gonzales has finally ended. So, a resignation of a disgraced Republican official has occured. Let's think of some possible headlines. Legit headlines.

"Attorney General Resigns Amid Investigations"

"Somewhere Eight Former US Attorneys are Smiling" (ok, not really legit, but accurate)

"Gonzales is Gone"

"Gonazles Finally Agrees to Stop Torturing...Us with his lies"

Please continue this exercise in the comments. I'm betting you wouldn't have been able to come up with this TU headline.
1 less target for Bush critics
Yes, yes. The AG resigns and the headline is about those awful "bush critics". Funny stuff. If you like torture, that is.

PS. I'm not really big on grammar and the like but I was under the impression that you were supposed to spell out digits when they were of the single variety.

Gonzales Resigns to Spend more time with family - Family Not Happy

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by Jim Travers on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 12:15:25 AM EST
Gonzales' worst daze brings better days for most Americans.

Fredo flees from Justice

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