"It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones." Machiavelli
The Cletus Vote -By DIA, Section News
To warm up the upstate crowd he was addressing yesterday Eliot Spitzer did a quick rendition of Cletus, the slack jawed yokel's theme song.
Some folk'll never eat a skunkApparently it went over pretty well. Then Spitzer broke the news to them that apparently he mispoke when he compared upstate NY to Appalachia because..well..you see...Appalachia actually has been doing better economically than Upstate NY. According to the Business Council, Upstate poverty rose during the 1990s, while Appalachia’s declined.Leading Republican candidate for Governor William Weld stated that he knew for a fact that things weren't going well "down there" in Appalachia because he had personally bankrupted a trade school in Kentucky and wanted to go on record that he has yet to bankrupt any schools in New York. But if he becomes governor he will support charter schools and thus can keep his school bankrupting streak alive. Apparently he just missed bankrupting a school in Mass but he quit his job before he could make it. He also claims to love "a good pan fried skunk". Update [2006-3-22 6:26:2 by DIA]: In case you hadn't seen the basis for these comments.
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